Nick, Brooke, and Evie's Adventures: Evie's Prayer

Recently I asked Evie to say prayer and this is how it went:

"Dear Jesus,
Thank you for everything. I love my mommy. I love my daddy. I think I love my sissy.... she's still new. Please help my daddy to come home from his boat because he's gone all the time and I miss him.

Amen"

Quotes

I walk into Evie's room. She's pulling herself up in her closet on the bar. Me: Evie come here I need to brush your teeth. Evie: But mom I'm working out to be a ninja. Me: A ninja? Evie: Yeah, I wanna be strong so I can kick dragons and punch sharks.
Evie: "Mom can I swallow my gum?" Me: "No Evie it will get stuck in your belly and give you a belly ache." Evie: "No." Me: "Yes it will Evie it will get stuck and make you sick." Evie: "Well....I did it anyway."
Evie: Mom your going to be Moega's (imaginary friend) mom now. Me: Okay Evie but what happened to her mom? Evie: She ate poison trash and died.
Nick: "Evie will you make me lunch?" Evie: "No Dad" Nick: "Why not?" Evie: "Because I'm NOT a Mommy!"
Me: "Evie you need to just let Mommy be the Mommy and let me take care of the baby." Evie: "BUT MOM!! I'm the big sister and I can do it!!"
"Mom, I can't eat my carrots....they make my back hurt."
"It's to rainy for banana time!!!" - Evie said this to me and Nick randomly while we were at the park one day and it had started to rain. We laughed forever. Such a random kid.
I'm downstairs cleaning and I hear big crashes coming from Evie's room. I go to the staircase and say "Evie what are you doing?!" Evie comes to the top of the stairs and calls down, "Don't worry Mom, I'm just making a big mess."
Evie: "Mom can you make me a blueberry muffin?" Me: "Evie I'm busy right now I'll make you a blueberry muffin later." Evie: Audible Sigh "But I really want a blueberry muffin." Me: "Well you're just going to have to wait a minute." Evie: "OWWWW!!! Mommy!!!" Me: "Evie what's the matter?" Evie: "My ear really hurts!!" Me: "Why does your ear hurt?" Evie: "It just really hurts and I need a blueberry muffin to make it feel better."
"Don't worry mom....one day you'll be a rockstar like me."
Evie was dressed as Cinderella for Halloween. A lady came up to her and asked her where her prince was, Evie replied "He's working"
Evie sat in some gum and as I was trying to pick it off of her bum she looks up to me and says "Mom...this is kinda weird."

Nick, Brooke, and Evie's Adventures

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Evie's Prayer

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